Get ready for a taste/snacks attack/monster munch sensation! These crunchy/slobbery/chewy Frankenturtle bites/Frankensnacks/Turtle treats are flying off the shelves/the talk of the town/going wild! Each bite is bursting with flavor/a prehistoric party in your mouth/packed with a punch! Made with only the finest ingredients/weirdest weeds/most delec

Get ready to roll your shell off at Frankenturtle's Boodie Snicker Spectacular! It's gonna be a wicked party with piles of slurpy treats, bountiful boodie chunks, and a cacophony of grooving turtles. You won't want to skip this legendary event! Bring your best shell-shaking moves! Prepare for a sugar rush like no other! Don't forget your appeti

Yesterday was a real blast when that silly Freankenturtle got into some borderline Boody-Snickle {shenanigans|. He felt like to sculpt with his tail, and let's just say, it was a complete a masterpiece! The house is now covered in a messy collection of blobs. Dad was not too thrilled about it, but Freankenturtle just whistled and ran away. I guess